Vvvfffttt can you smell that?

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Land. I can smell land. How can you not smell that? It stinks. Wait, can you taste? I know we've not eaten anything good in a while but can you taste the salt in your tears and in your sweet? The copper in your blood when your chapped lips bleed? Nothing?

Why didn't you say something? Why didn't you say you didn't feel well, you didn't have to come, you could have stayed at... home. Okay, but you could have isolated yourself until help arrived, now we all have to quarantine on whatever land this is we're arriving on. Scotland, never heard of it. Let's hope they're civilised, if there's anyone there at all.

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